So after thumbing through a few pages of personal ads I stumbled upon this one. This girl claims to love camping and going off-roading, she probably doesn't anymore.
Sent Date: 10/5/2009 8:04:26 PM
Hello there Samantha,
I was just looking through your profile and noticed you like to drive off road.
I absolutely love driving off road because of the thrills it gives me down my
spine. Unfortunately, the last time I went off roading with my Geo Prizm, I
snapped the rear axle on what I thought was a bump but was really a near 30
foot drop into a hole. I was forced to camp out there for 2 days because I didn't
know how I got there in the first place. But enough about me, how are you?
Sent Date: 10/5/2009 8:31:25 PM
what would u like to know? how was your weekend?
Sent Date: 10/6/2009 12:35:45 AM
Samantha,
Well my weekend went pretty well. My friends and I are
almost done constructing our hot air balloon so we can fly over
the Grand Canyon next spring. You'd be suprised how tedious it
is to put together a giant balloon, one false calculation could
cause a complete catastrophe; much like the time we tried to
install a small engine on my little brothers skateboard, his
ankle will never be the same again.
I saw you like off roading so I immediately decided to
message you. Where do you usually go? I've been looking for a
new spot to test out my new truck
Sent Date: 10/6/2009 9:46:11 AM
wow thats crazy. i havent been offroading in a long tim
anywhere we go is fun.
Sent Date: 10/6/2009 4:00:19 PM
Hey there again,
Well that's upsetting about the off roading. I've been
wanting to go for quite some time now. Our hot air balloon is
making immense progress and might be up for a test flight this
weekend. Would you want to join? You seem like the thrill
seeking type.
Sent Date: 10/6/2009 4:08:25 PM
haha nah im good on the ground.hahah what made you guys
want to do a hot air balloon? do you have AIM?
Sent Date: 10/6/2009 4:22:08 PM
Well ever since my best friend's car accident when he lost
his ability to walk he's always wanted to fly. He found out
that skydiving with a wheelchair wasn't as fun as it seems as
he forgot to buckle himself into the chair sending the chair
plummeting to the ground. So as an alternative, we got the help
of our engineering friend Billy and started to construct the
balloon. Once we're above the canyon we plan on sky diving into
it. It will prove to be an exhilarating experince.
Yes I have AIM but I rarely use it as it kills the battery
on my phone. My laptop isnt connected to the Internet and is
solely used for writing blueprints and schematics.
Sent Date: 10/6/2009 4:24:15 PM
wow sounds like you have a very crazy and adventurious
life going on? what u looking for on here?
Sent Date: 10/6/2009 4:49:21 PM
What's the point of living if you can't feel an adrenaline
rush every once in a while?
I'm looking for a mate that I can share my adventures with
as I one day dream of living off the land surrounding the Rio
Grande river. I saw your into deserts and camping so I figured
you'd be the perfect fit for the expedition. I've done some
calculations and with my current income, the earliest we can
leave is march 2011. This is best because most of the natural
predators are still hibernating until about April. Is this
something you'd be interested in? I trust the answer is yes
Sent Date: 10/6/2009 5:05:45 PM
WTF?????? why would i go anywhere with you i dont know you
and how would i know its not for liek another year or 2. umm i
think ill let you go.
Sent Date: 10/6/2009 5:13:49 PM
You know what your absolutely right, how silly of me to
make such elementary error. I can't beleive that I forgot that
march is the peak of scorpion season and that you must be
terrified by the venomous arthopods. We could reshedule to
July 2011, The scorpions won't be as abundant then. Is this
better for you?
For some reason she never got back to me, she's probably terrified of scorpions
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